The Republic of Im having a poo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.996 billion Im having a pooans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.1%.

The strong Im having a pooan economy, worth 184 trillion poos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,467 poos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Im having a poo's national animal is the poo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Im having a poo is ranked 196,543^rd in the world and 7,366^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.